Conveyancing Journey Over

It wasn’t too long before Jesse and Redman arrived at another receptionist’s desk, although this one had a bit of a medical vibe to it – if Redman was remembering hospital reception desks correctly. The desk was somewhat circular, with the reception area right in the middle of four corridors, reminding Redman of a hospital […]

Dirk Plus Office Dreams

I wish there was a way to start a blog post with a sigh, but I feel like that wouldn’t really work. So, sigh, I guess. Yep, I was right, that really didn’t have the impact I was hoping for. And now I want to do another dramatic sigh. I suppose I’m just in a […]

To The Drainage

‘You’re safe now, citizen,’ I crowed, placing the woman on the rooftop and floating backwards, hands on my hips. ‘You couldn’t have put me on the ground?’ she frowned at me. ‘I just— I just saved you from falling out of a burning building!’ I said, slightly taken aback. ‘And then you put me on […]

My Plumbing Brother

‘How exactly are we supposed to use that now?’ I asked, gesturing emphatically at our utterly destroyed toilet. ‘What’s wrong with it?’ my brother asked, frowning at me. ‘It still works fine.’ ‘Fine?’ I squealed, surprised at the octave I managed to hit. ‘What do you mean fine?!’ ‘It still flushes and all, innit?’ he […]

Office Design Museum

I couldn’t think of any loopholes regarding Dirk’s office design ambitions, so I decided to get out and clear my head. There are still delays on me making any novel progress, which means I’ve resorted to something truly drastic: planning. That’s right, I’m planning ahead now. This is unheard of for me. I don’t plan […]

The Change To Solar

I FINALLY have an update for you guys in regards to my proposition to my boss. If this is the first time you’ve tuned in to my blog, in my last blog post I spoke about my plan to request that my boss make the transition from nuclear energy to solar energy. My boss is […]

Learning New Skills

Sometimes for fun my mates and I like to learn a new skill. How wholesome is that? Where most guys our age go out and drink beers from Friday afternoon until Sunday morning, my mates like to get together and see what we can do to improve ourselves.  Last weekend the weather was absolutely pristine […]

Beautiful Dwarf Roses

We’ve just had our first day in Airlie Beach. My girlfriend choked up when she saw a fancy driver holding up our names on a sign. She was headed to the bus terminal, excited as could be, when I tapped her on the shoulder and pointed her in the direction of the private drivers. She […]

Boss Energy Plan

They’ll never take me alive! I’ll make sure of that, by turning myself into a lich that cannot be killed. Technically, I’ll be dead, so even if they manage to capture me, they will never take me alive! It’s genius. That’s why I have gathered all these people here today. They are outside my office, […]

Remington Rat’s Bathroom

Given that Remington Rat is a world-famous chef, I am sure that most of our fans expected him to enter That Renovation Rules with every plan to build a kitchen. Turns out, that isn’t the case at all! For some reason, Remington has elected to build a bathroom instead. Let’s hear from Remington himself, about […]