To The Drainage

‘You’re safe now, citizen,’ I crowed, placing the woman on the rooftop and floating backwards, hands on my hips.          ‘You couldn’t have put me on the ground?’ she frowned at me.          ‘I just— I just saved you from falling out of a burning building!’ I said, slightly taken aback.          ‘And then you […]

My Plumbing Brother

‘How exactly are we supposed to use that now?’ I asked, gesturing emphatically at our utterly destroyed toilet.          ‘What’s wrong with it?’ my brother asked, frowning at me. ‘It still works fine.’          ‘Fine?’ I squealed, surprised at the octave I managed to hit. ‘What do you mean fine?!’          ‘It still flushes and […]

Office Design Museum

I couldn’t think of any loopholes regarding Dirk’s office design ambitions, so I decided to get out and clear my head. There are still delays on me making any novel progress, which means I’ve resorted to something truly drastic: planning. That’s right, I’m planning ahead now. This is unheard of for me. I don’t plan […]

The Change To Solar

I FINALLY have an update for you guys in regards to my proposition to my boss. If this is the first time you’ve tuned in to my blog, in my last blog post I spoke about my plan to request that my boss make the transition from nuclear energy to solar energy. My boss is […]

Learning New Skills

Sometimes for fun my mates and I like to learn a new skill. How wholesome is that? Where most guys our age go out and drink beers from Friday afternoon until Sunday morning, my mates like to get together and see what we can do to improve ourselves.  Last weekend the weather was absolutely pristine […]

Beautiful Dwarf Roses

We’ve just had our first day in Airlie Beach. My girlfriend choked up when she saw a fancy driver holding up our names on a sign. She was headed to the bus terminal, excited as could be, when I tapped her on the shoulder and pointed her in the direction of the private drivers. She […]

Boss Energy Plan

They’ll never take me alive! I’ll make sure of that, by turning myself into a lich that cannot be killed. Technically, I’ll be dead, so even if they manage to capture me, they will never take me alive! It’s genius. That’s why I have gathered all these people here today. They are outside my office, […]

Remington Rat’s Bathroom

Given that Remington Rat is a world-famous chef, I am sure that most of our fans expected him to enter That Renovation Rules with every plan to build a kitchen. Turns out, that isn’t the case at all! For some reason, Remington has elected to build a bathroom instead. Let’s hear from Remington himself, about […]

Passion For Running

I’m about to go on my first run in over six months. I’ve been having issues with my feet, but after working closely with a podiatrist, I’m finally in a position to go running again. I’m going to have to build up my fitness again which is going to be a very long process, but […]

Ute Tray Benefits

I’m moving house soon. I’m moving out with friends which is really exciting, but a bit anxiety-inducing at the same time. I’ve never lived away from my family and I know it’s going to take some adjusting. I’m not worried about living on my own as I’ve been looking after myself for years, but I […]