Mass flushing causes blocked sewers in Melbourne

An epidemic of children flushing their toothbrushes has gripped Melbourne due to a popular children’s television show. To date there have been thirty reports of blocked sewers. Melbourne parents have taken to Facebook to express anger at the network for airing the episode. The mass flushing occurred following the airing of a television show in […]

My girlfriend locked the drain with jeans

I’m starting to think that my partner has lost her mind. We’ve been with each other for at least two years now so we should be feeling pretty settled. Nope, she has this crazy idea in her mind that I’m seeing somebody else behind her back. I arrived home the other day to witness my […]