I’m starting to think that my partner has lost her mind. We’ve been with each other for at least two years now so we should be feeling pretty settled. Nope, she has this crazy idea in her mind that I’m seeing somebody else behind her back. I arrived home the other day to witness my lovely partner cutting up my favourite pair of jeans and flushing them down the drain. In my confusions I said “honey…you’ll block the drain” probably not the right thing to say. I was watched take the scissors to my most beloved jeans with a look of shock and awe on my face. When she finally noticed me standing outside the bathroom she flipped out and started yelling. I didn’t know what to say, I just froze. I don’t know why she would think that I would ever see someone behind her back. She was adamant that she had proof that I was being unfaithful. I went to the bedroom to find that she had already packed up all her belongings into a suitcases and was about to walk out the door. I shocked silence must have made her even more angry because the screaming got louder as she slammed the front door. I don’t know who that girl was, but it definitely wasn’t the partner that I had fallen for. I didn’t know what was going on, but I was well aware that the toilet drain pipe was blocked and starting to overflow. I had no other option that to get call out the best drainage contractors Melbourne residents trust. I had to find a way to get through to my girlfriend, she needed to see some sense. I was very upset at everything that was going on and mildly annoyed about the blocked drains. Melbourne pipes aren’t exactly the most robust on the planet, they aren’t supposed to have thick material crammed down them. Upon closer inspection of the room I found the bracelet that I had planned to give my girlfriend for her birthday. I guess she thought it was owned by a mystery woman.