The Tinted Box of Mystery

My new performance piece is going to BLOW everyone away, with how subtle and dull it is. For through the mundane, we find true art…and also exposure leading to our own gallery, with artworks selling for millions of dollars. Unfortunately, sitting in a commercially tinted box for 78 hours really isn’t something you can buy, […]

Kitchens, Great Places for Romance

Everyone in a romantic novel always has some kind of dream job. Or, like…the protagonists always do. The thing is, it needs to be the RIGHT job. If I ‘m going to give my protagonist a job, then it needs to be something that moves the plot along. So many people give their protagonists jobs […]

Cars, the Prime Transport

We had quite the lively discussion at the Futurist Club the other day, and I think we concluded that it’s best for humanity if cars stay the way they are. Well, actually…not *exactly* the way they are. So long as they become 100% environmentally-friendly, running on renewable fuel and maybe intelligent enough to drive by […]

She Won’t Be Right Any More…

“She’ll be right, mate.” I don’t think she will, actually. I want to say the old bomb will keep going, and I shouldn’t have any worries, but that doesn’t look like it’s happening. Too many years, too much stuff carried. It’s time the old Corolla was laid to rest. We had a good run, though. […]

Rabbits As Part of a Growing Family

“Those who know nothing, know all of what they do not.” I am learning all kinds of wisdom as a teacher, which truly proves what Master Mantis Shrimp always told me: the act of teaching will teach one more than they could ever learn as a student. For the first time since coming to these […]

Walls, Rocks, Normal Things

There was a very interesting feature in ‘Garden Proud Quarterly’ about building a garden wall. Never built a garden wall before. A few years ago, I almost planted some petunias, but otherwise, it’s been a whole lot of nothing out there. I think about it every time I go to work in my office job, […]

Welcome to the House of Fun…

A new week, new challenges, and whaddya know? I’m bein’ let down, again! I thought I could trust Charleine with sorting out the building documents, but Charleine is a lazy bum and she shited the job onto Lorline and Gelatine, two bigger airheads than her. But the worst thing is that Charleine has been here […]

The Power of Electricity

Total number of current patients: one. And he’s my best friend, so really, things are still pretty slow. Still, this is the exact type of thing faced by Galileo, Tesla…and the guy who invented the Cronut (that’s the marvellous mix of a croissant and a doughnut). Everyone thought they were crazy, but then what. They […]

Furnishings for the Big Expo

Good grief, sometimes it feels like this golfing expo is never going to arrive. We’ve been planning it for…gosh, it can’t be more than a year, or the expo would’ve been over and done with. Feels like years though. Not that I mind having something to do, mind you. Ever since Harold went off to […]